Life.
Yeah, the title is really deep.
Dear you, and you
Remember at the beginning of the year when you said “yeah i guess you’ll have to make new friends”….yeah. well this is all your faults for saying that.
Lots of Love,
A-Ritz Cracka
- 1 month ago
Best omegle chat ever~
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey where from?
You: Hi I am Edward Cullen. I watch you while you menstruate.
Stranger: wat
You: I watch you as you bleed
You: I don't see how hard that is to understand?
Stranger: oh thats kool
You: Unless you have a penis
You: then I watch you bleed after I am done with your ass
Stranger: no i gotta coochie lol
You: Okay then
You: I am a trained tampon.
Stranger: u r bysexuall?
You: No I am edward cullen
Stranger: omfg lmao lol
You: I sparkle in the sun
Stranger: wats ur real name dude?
You: Edward Cullen
Stranger: ok then wats bellas last name
You: Swan
Stranger: good wat about jacob
You: Black
Stranger: wats bellas dads name
You: Charlie
Stranger: damn ur fuckin good
You: Are you a family friend?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: wats ur dads name
You: Good to know.
You: carlisle cullen
Stranger: where did u live before u moved to forks
You: I'm adopted though
You: My biological father is Lord Voldemort.
Stranger: dude hes off of harry potter
Stranger: where did u live before u moved 2 forks
You: He is still my father.
Stranger: answer my question
You: Alaska
Stranger: omg ur a lil twilight freak huh
You: I am Edward Cullen
You: I should know about the people around me and about myself
Stranger: if ur really edward cullen ur lying cuz hes really robert patterson unless ur him too
You: Robert patterson isn't real.
You: Robert Pattinson is though
Stranger: watever! :)
You have disconnected.
- 9 months ago
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